Some dog I got too. We call him Egypt. Because in every room he leaves a pyramid. Rodney Dangerfield View this quote
Some dog I got too. We call him Egypt. Because in every room he leaves a pyramid. Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfield
The shape I’m in, I could donate my body to science fiction. Rodney Dangerfield
We sleep in separate rooms, we have dinner apart, we take separate vacations – we’re doing everything we can to keep our marriage together. Rodney Dangerfield
What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bee and he told me about the butcher and my wife. Rodney Dangerfield
When I go to a nude beach, I always take a ruler, just in case I have to prove something. Rodney Dangerfield
When I was 3 years old, my parents got a dog. I was jealous of the dog, so they got rid of me. Rodney Dangerfield
It’s funny how when you’re up so late at night for so long your mind can get into these creative places, the kind of creative places that come to you when you’re halfway between asleep and awake. Steve Wozniak
Steve Wozniak
When I was a kid we were so poor, if I hadn’t been a boy I wouldn’t have had anything to play with. Rodney Dangerfield
When my wife drives, there’s always trouble. The other day she took the car. She came home. She told me, There’s water in the carburetor. I asked her, Where’s the car? She said, In a lake. Rodney Dangerfield
With my old man I got no respect. I asked him, ‘How can I get my kite in the air?’ He told me to run off a cliff. Rodney Dangerfield
