My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. Rodney Dangerfield View this quote
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfield
My wife is so fat that the last time I saw something that big it was grazing. Rodney Dangerfield
My wife is so fat that when she lays on the beach the people feel sorry for her and try to roll her back into the water. Rodney Dangerfield
When I came home and showed my mother my report card with a mark of 98 in arithmetic, she wanted to know who had gotten the other two points. Sam Levenson
Sam Levenson
My wife’s jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was. Rodney Dangerfield
I was once on a German talk show, and this woman said to me, ‘Mr. Williams, why do you think there is not so much comedy in Germany?’ And I said, ‘Did you ever think you killed all the funny people?’ Robin Williams
Robin Williams
On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. Rodney Dangerfield
When I get to heaven I’m gonna find the guy in charge of the weather and kick his rear. Stephen Hawking
Stephen Hawking
All you need to grow fine, vigorous grass is a crack in your sidewalk. Will Rogers
Will Rogers
One year they asked me to be poster boy – for birth control. Rodney Dangerfield
