My mother used to rock me – and she used big rocks. Rodney Dangerfield View this quote
My mother used to rock me – and she used big rocks. Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfield
My old man never liked me. He gave me my allowance in traveler’s checks. Rodney Dangerfield
Ain’t it funny how many hundreds of thousands of soldiers we can recruit with nerve. But we can’t find one politician in a million with backbone. Will Rogers
Will Rogers
The reason God made man before woman was that he didn’t want any suggestions. Sam Levenson
Sam Levenson
My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you’re ugly too. Rodney Dangerfield
My sex life is like shooting pool with a rope! Rodney Dangerfield
I don’t think I’m a funny person in general. I have had to learn comedy. Ashton Kutcher
Ashton Kutcher
Every woman is wrong until she cries. Oscar Wilde
Oscar Wilde
My wife and I keep fighting about sex and money. I think she charges me too much. Rodney Dangerfield
All I know is just what I read in the Congressional Record. They have had some awful funny articles in there lately. As our government deteriorates, our humor increases. Will Rogers
