I tried every diet in the book. I tried some that weren’t in the book. I tried eating the book. It tasted better than most of the diets. Dolly Parton View this quote
I tried every diet in the book. I tried some that weren’t in the book. I tried eating the book. It tasted better than most of the diets. Dolly Parton
Dolly Parton
Jazz isn’t dead. It just smells funny. Frank Zappa
Frank Zappa
That’s my only goal. Surround myself with funny people, and make sure everyone has a good time and works hard. Joe Rogan
Joe Rogan
My marriage is on the rocks again, yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend. Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfield
The audience changes every night. You’re the same person. You have to speak your mind and do the stuff that you think is funny and makes you laugh. Joe Rogan
I told Warren if he mentions Prop. 13 one more time, he has to do 500 push-ups. Arnold Schwarzenegger
Arnold Schwarzenegger
My mom took me to a dog show and I won!! Rodney Dangerfield
My mother had morning sickness after I was born. Rodney Dangerfield
The misconception is that standup comics are always on. I don’t know any really funny comics that are annoying and constantly trying to be funny all the time. Joe Rogan
Everything is funny, if you can laugh at it. Lewis Carroll
Lewis Carroll
