Last time I tried to make love to my wife nothing happened, so I said to her, ‘What’s the matter, you can’t think of anybody either?’ Rodney Dangerfield View this quote
Last time I tried to make love to my wife nothing happened, so I said to her, ‘What’s the matter, you can’t think of anybody either?’ Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfield
You know the funny thing, I don’t get along with rich people. I get along with the middle class and the poor people better than I get along with the rich people. Donald Trump
Donald Trump
Last year my birthday cake looked like a prairie fire. Rodney Dangerfield
When I was in school, one of my teachers was crazy about me. I once heard her tell another teacher, ‘I wish he was my kid for one day!’ Milton Berle
Milton Berle
Books shouldn’t be daunting, they should be funny, exciting and wonderful. Roald Dahl
Roald Dahl
Me and my dad used to play tag, he’d drive! Rodney Dangerfield
What’s the difference between a three-week-old puppy and a sportswriter? In six weeks, the puppy stops whining. Mike Ditka
Mike Ditka
My dog learned how to beg by watching me through the bedroom door. Rodney Dangerfield
Our toaster has two settings: too soon or too late. Sam Levenson
Sam Levenson
My golf game is getting real good. Last week, I got through the windmill. Rodney Dangerfield
