It’s a good thing that when God created the rainbow he didn’t consult a decorator or he would still be picking colors. Sam Levenson View this quote
It’s a good thing that when God created the rainbow he didn’t consult a decorator or he would still be picking colors. Sam Levenson
Sam Levenson
The problem with life is, by the time you can read women like a book, your library card has expired. Milton Berle
Milton Berle
A politician is just like a pickpocket. It’s almost impossible to get one to reform. Will Rogers
Will Rogers
It was the same thing in the army, no respect. They gave me a uniform that glowed in the dark. Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfield
There are a lot of things money can’t buy. Not one of them is on my son’s list. Milton Berle
There’s a difference between being a comic and a comedian. A comic is a guy who says funny things, and a comedian is a guy who says things funny, and he has a style and point of view that will last much longer. Milton Berle
It’s painful for me to watch someone who isn’t funny. It’s horrifying to sit in the back and watch some guy who just totally sucks. Joe Rogan
Joe Rogan
It’s tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won’t drink from my glass. Rodney Dangerfield
They’ve finally comes up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. Milton Berle
More and more Congressmen now stay in Washington all year-round because they can’t stay at home under the laws they’ve passed. Sam Levenson
