Having George W. Bush giving a lecture on business ethics is like having a leper give you a facial, it just doesn’t work! Robin Williams View this quote
Having George W. Bush giving a lecture on business ethics is like having a leper give you a facial, it just doesn’t work! Robin Williams
Robin Williams
People say I owe a lot to television. The fact is I was a star long before television. What TV made me is unemployed. Milton Berle
Milton Berle
I’m sitting on top of the world, and I’ve got hemorrhoids. Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfield
You know it’s time to do the laundry when you dry off with a sneaker. Zach Galifianakis
Zach Galifianakis
You know you’re getting fat when your socks don’t fit. Zach Galifianakis
She was nice to him on Valentine’s Day. She gave him a heart-shaped rash. Milton Berle
If you can lie, you can act, and if you can lie to crazy girlfriends, you can act under pressure. Joe Rogan
Joe Rogan
I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with Guess on it. I said, Thyroid problem? Arnold Schwarzenegger
Arnold Schwarzenegger
You know the trouble with real life? There’s no danger music. Jim Carrey
Jim Carrey
The human brain is special. It starts working as soon as you get up and it doesn’t stop until you get to school. Milton Berle
