Don’t say it’s a fine morning or I’ll shoot ya. John Wayne View this quote
Don’t say it’s a fine morning or I’ll shoot ya. John Wayne
John Wayne
I told my wife ‘hey honey come on, let’s make love like the old days.’ She asked me for 50 bucks. Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfield
Inappropriateness is funny to me. Rudeness is hilarious. Zach Galifianakis
Zach Galifianakis
I told my wife a man is like wine, he gets better with age. She locked me in the cellar. Rodney Dangerfield
Just remember, golf is flog spelled backwards. Milton Berle
Milton Berle
I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender. Rodney Dangerfield
My son really has the spirit of Valentine’s Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. Milton Berle
I took my son to Coney island, I said ‘wanna go in the crazy house?’, he said ‘save your money we’ll be home soon!’ Rodney Dangerfield
God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. Robin Williams
Robin Williams
My wife can’t figure out what to buy me. What do you give a man who’s had everything up to here? Milton Berle
