I tell ya, it’s not easy bein’ me. Well, last week my house was on fire. My wife told the kids, ‘Be quite. You’ll wake up Daddy.’ Rodney Dangerfield View this quote
I tell ya, it’s not easy bein’ me. Well, last week my house was on fire. My wife told the kids, ‘Be quite. You’ll wake up Daddy.’ Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfield
I have to stop crying when I watch ‘The View’. It’s not because of the topics at hand, I just feel sorry for that couch. Zach Galifianakis
Zach Galifianakis
Marrying means to halve one’s rights and double one’s duties Arthur Schopenhauer
Arthur Schopenhauer
I tell ya, it’s tough to save a buck. Right now I’m supporting two fighters. My wife and her mother. Rodney Dangerfield
I just could just shave my beard, and nobody would recognize me. Although I look like Jodie Foster. Zach Galifianakis
If you want your wife to listen to you, then talk to another woman; she will be all ears. Sigmund Freud
Sigmund Freud
I tell ya, my wife, we get along good cause we have our own arrangement. I mean, one night a week I go out with the boys and one night a week, she goes out with the boys. Rodney Dangerfield
Divorce is expensive. I used to joke they were going to call it ‘all the money,’ but they changed it to ‘alimony.’ It’s ripping your heart out through your wallet. Robin Williams
Robin Williams
I think my wife is cheating on me, the only thing the parrot knows how to say is, quick out the window. Rodney Dangerfield
I think if they put a laugh track on ‘Intervention,’ it would be funny. Zach Galifianakis
