You have to have funny faces and words, you can’t just have words. It is a powerful thing, and I think that’s why it’s hard for people to imagine that women can do that, be that powerful. Ellen DeGeneres View this quote
You have to have funny faces and words, you can’t just have words. It is a powerful thing, and I think that’s why it’s hard for people to imagine that women can do that, be that powerful. Ellen DeGeneres
Ellen DeGeneres
My target audience is anyone who finds the world interesting and human behavior fascinating, terrible, inspiring, funny, and occasionally, mysterious. Amy Bloom
Amy Bloom
Folks are funny. They can’t stick to one way of thinking or doing anything unless they get a new reason for doing it ever so often. William Faulkner
William Faulkner
I once went out with this wild girl. She made French toast and got her tongue caught in the toaster. Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfield
You never know what funny can do. Ellen DeGeneres
Experience is what you have after you’ve forgotten her name. Milton Berle
Milton Berle
The chain of marriage is so heavy that it takes two to bear it; sometimes three. Alexandre Dumas
Alexandre Dumas
Doctors are the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too. Anton Chekhov
Anton Chekhov
I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof. Rodney Dangerfield
I say ‘no’ to drugs. Whenever someone asks me for some of my drugs I say, ‘no.’ Rodney Dangerfield
