At Christmas you can get real bargains. I saw one item marked down ten dollars. It was a yacht. Milton Berle View this quote
At Christmas you can get real bargains. I saw one item marked down ten dollars. It was a yacht. Milton Berle
Milton Berle
You win a race, the next race it’s a question mark. Are you still the best or not? That’s what is funny. But that’s what is interesting. And that’s what is challenging. You have to prove yourself every time. Michael Schumacher
Michael Schumacher
I live in a bad neighborhood. Why, I saw two complete strangers share a taxi – yeah, one guy took the radio and the other guy took the tires. Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfield
I was the kind nobody thought could make it. I had a funny Boston accent. I couldn’t pronounce my R’s. I wasn’t a beauty. Barbara Walters
Barbara Walters
I live in a tough neighborhood. When I plan my budget, I allow for holdup money. Rodney Dangerfield
Do you realise that Eve was the only woman who ever took a man’s side? Milton Berle
I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it. Rodney Dangerfield
You can always tell when the relationship is over. Little things start getting on your nerves, ‘Would you please stop that! That breathing in and out, it’s so repetitious.’ Ellen DeGeneres
Ellen DeGeneres
Do you want to feel insecure? Count the number of Christmas cards you sent out, and then count those you received. Milton Berle
I once dated a girl that was wild. She was so wild that one night she gave her phone number to the mechanical bull. Rodney Dangerfield
