I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it. Rodney Dangerfield View this quote
I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it. Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfield
I think being funny is not anyone’s first choice. Woody Allen
Woody Allen
It is often woman who inspires us with the great things that she prevents us from accomplishing. Alexandre Dumas
Alexandre Dumas
Children are God’s way of punishing us for having sex. Barbara Walters
Barbara Walters
I feel sorry for short people, you know. When it rains, they’re the last to know. Rodney Dangerfield
One of the funny things about the stock market is that every time one person buys, another sells, and both think they are astute. William Feather
William Feather
I figured out I’m bisexual. I have sex twice a year. Rodney Dangerfield
If I studied all my life, I couldn’t think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress. Will Rogers
Will Rogers
I get no respect. The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest. Rodney Dangerfield
I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face. Rodney Dangerfield
