You realize the bad guy isn’t wearing a black cape or easy to spot; he’s funny, makes you laugh, and has perfect hair. Taylor Swift View this quote
You realize the bad guy isn’t wearing a black cape or easy to spot; he’s funny, makes you laugh, and has perfect hair. Taylor Swift
Taylor Swift
Art never expresses anything but itself. Oscar Wilde
Oscar Wilde
The last time I played golf with President Ford he hit a birdie. And an eagle, a moose, an elk, an aardvark… Bob Hope
Bob Hope
I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio. Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfield
I don’t get no respect. When I played in the sandbox the cat kept covering me up. Rodney Dangerfield
And some people say Jesus wasn’t Jewish. Of course he was Jewish! 30 years old, single, lives with his parents, come on! He works in his father’s business, his mom thought he was God’s gift, he’s Jewish! Give it up! Robin Williams
Robin Williams
Don’t be economic girlie-men. Arnold Schwarzenegger
Arnold Schwarzenegger
I drink too much, way too much; my doctor drew blood he ran a tab! Rodney Dangerfield
Anything that is not funny at a certain point will be funny. Robin Williams
I guess his vindication had to be the day in 1989 when he walked into a Kmart in Illinois and found that they had installed people greeters at their front doors. Sam Walton
Sam Walton
