I asked my wife if she would put out the garbage. she said why should I you never put out for me. Rodney Dangerfield View this quote
I asked my wife if she would put out the garbage. she said why should I you never put out for me. Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfield
A typical day in the life of a heavy metal musician consists of a round of golf and an AA meeting. Billy Joel
Billy Joel
I asked my wife, ‘On a scale of 1 to 10, how do you rate me as a lover?’ She said, ‘You know I’m no good at fractions.’ Rodney Dangerfield
I’m an unorthodox type of guy, a funny guy – at least I think I’m funny. And one of the things I like to do is come up with nicknames for myself. Shaquille O’Neal
Shaquille O’Neal
Sure, we did need the oil in America. How else could Dolly Parton get into some of her dresses? Bob Hope
Bob Hope
I came from a real tough neighborhood. I put my hand in some cement and felt another hand. Rodney Dangerfield
I came from a real tough neighborhood. Once a guy pulled a knife on me. I knew he wasn’t a professional, the knife had butter on it. Rodney Dangerfield
Ah, yes, divorce… from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet. Robin Williams
Robin Williams
The audience was swell. They were so polite they covered their mouths when they yawned. Bob Hope
I came from a real tough neighborhood. Why, every time I shut the window I hurt somebody’s fingers. Rodney Dangerfield
