In Italy, I had an Afro, and a lot of the kids came up and felt my hair. It really was funny. I wish I had understood Italian. Sugar Ray Leonard View this quote
In Italy, I had an Afro, and a lot of the kids came up and felt my hair. It really was funny. I wish I had understood Italian. Sugar Ray Leonard
Sugar Ray Leonard
Twitter is good. Why say a lot to a few people when you can say virtually nothing to everyone? Jerry Seinfeld
Jerry Seinfeld
I don’t feel old. I don’t feel anything till noon. That’s when it’s time for my nap. Bob Hope
Bob Hope
I made my money the old-fashioned way. I was very nice to a wealthy relative right before he died. Malcolm Forbes
Malcolm Forbes
I have a wonderful make-up crew. They’re the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty. Bob Hope
Women go after doctors like men go after models. They want someone with knowledge of the body. We just want the body. Jerry Seinfeld
You know the message you’re sending out to the world with these sweatpants? You’re telling the world, ‘I give up. I can’t compete in normal society. I’m miserable, so I might as well be comfortable. Jerry Seinfeld
People who eat with their mouth open should be punched in the face. Kevin Hart
Kevin Hart
It’s funny, because when you’re younger you’re in a rush to be 18 or 21 or whatever. But then you hit 30. And now, the days go by like hours. You think, 40, man, this could be the halfway point. It could be the three-quarters point, you know? Who knows? Mark Wahlberg
Mark Wahlberg
You know you’re getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It’s like, ‘See if you can blow this out.’ Jerry Seinfeld
