Arnold Palmer is the biggest crowd pleaser since the invention of the portable sanitary facility. Bob Hope View this quote
Arnold Palmer is the biggest crowd pleaser since the invention of the portable sanitary facility. Bob Hope
Bob Hope
Some people try to get out of jury duty by lying. You don’t have to lie. Tell the judge the truth. Tell him you’d make a terrific juror because you can spot guilty people. George Carlin
George Carlin
There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God. Bill Cosby
Bill Cosby
From there to here, and here to there, funny things are everywhere. Dr. Seuss
Dr. Seuss
I always think back to my childhood and I have a distinct memory of me not having any idea who I wanted to be. The funny thing is that I feel the same way now. So much time has passed and I haven’t a definitive sense of self. Pamela Anderson
Pamela Anderson
Golf is a funny game. It’s done much for health, and at the same time has ruined people by robbing them of their peace of mind. Look at me, I’m the healthiest idiot in the world. Bob Hope
Is everything funny? For me, yes. There’s a positive to every negative. Even my divorce? For me, yes. If you go back and look at it, why it happened or how it happened, there’s something in there that’ll make you laugh. Kevin Hart
Kevin Hart
I am the ultimate California girl, which is funny, being that I’m Canadian. Pamela Anderson
A woman seldom comes out of a sullen spell until she’s sure her husband has suffered as much as she thinks he should. William Feather
William Feather
I know what good morals are, but you’re supposed to disregard good morals when you’re living in a crazy, bad world. If you’re in hell, how can you live like an angel? You’re surrounded by devils, trying to be an angel? That’s like suicide. Tupac Shakur
Tupac Shakur
