Women are like elephants to me. I like to look at ’em, but I wouldn’t want to own one. W. C. Fields View this quote
Women are like elephants to me. I like to look at ’em, but I wouldn’t want to own one. W. C. Fields
W. C. Fields
If you have doubts about someone, lay on a couple of jokes. If he doesn’t find anything funny, your radar should be screaming. Then I would say be patient with people who are negative, because they’re really having a hard time. Michael J. Fox
Michael J. Fox
You can fool some of the people some of the time – and that’s enough to make a decent living. W. C. Fields
People don’t think of their office as a workplace anymore. They think of it as a stationary store with Danish. You want to get your pastry, your envelopes, your supplies, your toilet paper, six cups of coffee, and you go home. Jerry Seinfeld
Jerry Seinfeld
If you’re funny, if there’s something that makes you laugh, then every day’s going to be okay. Tom Hanks
Tom Hanks
Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. William E. Vaughan
William E. Vaughan
The reason fat men are good natured is they can neither fight nor run. Theodore Roosevelt
Theodore Roosevelt
America is a country where the Olympics and the divorce lawyers both have the same slogan – Go for the Gold. Bob Hope
Bob Hope
Responsible, who wants to be responsible? Whenever something bad happens it’s always, who’s responsible for this? Jerry Seinfeld
I don’t mean to be funny. Yogi Berra
Yogi Berra
