It’s ridiculous that people call me a sex symbol. I don’t feel like that at all. My daughter would get a kick out of it – she’d find it very funny. I’ll take it though. I’m very humble. But it’s certainly not the way I feel. Mark Wahlberg View this quote
It’s ridiculous that people call me a sex symbol. I don’t feel like that at all. My daughter would get a kick out of it – she’d find it very funny. I’ll take it though. I’m very humble. But it’s certainly not the way I feel. Mark Wahlberg
Mark Wahlberg
My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She’s ninety-seven now, and we don’t know where the heck she is. Ellen DeGeneres
Ellen DeGeneres
The funny thing is, all my friends are short. I wasn’t aware of tall people till I got to high school. I didn’t know they existed. I was sheltered. Kevin Hart
Kevin Hart
I keep getting more and more ambitious. Over the years, to some degree, in some areas, I feel I’ve grown. In some areas, I made a fool of myself. In some areas, I think I can still do some funny things. Woody Allen
Woody Allen
I describe my look as a blend of mother goose, cinderella, and the local hooker! Dolly Parton
Dolly Parton
Never answer an anonymous letter. Yogi Berra
Yogi Berra
A homeless guy came up to me on the street, said he hadn’t eaten in four days. I told him, ‘Man, I wish I had your willpower.’ Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfield
People always ask me, ‘Were you funny as a child?’ Well, no, I was an accountant. Ellen DeGeneres
It’s so cold here in Washington, D.C., that politicians have their hands in their own pockets. Bob Hope
Bob Hope
A man is hit by a car while crossing a Beverly Hills street. A woman rushes to him and cradles his head in her lap, asking, Are you comfortable? The man answers, I make a nice living. Milton Berle
Milton Berle