Will Rogers

You can be killed just as dead in an unjustified war as you can in one protecting your own home.

Will Rogers

You can have all the advanced war methods you want, but, after all, nobody has ever invented a war that you don’t have to have somebody in the guise of soldiers to stop the bullets.

Will Rogers

You can look at half the guy’s stomachs in the world, and you can see they don’t know how to order for themselves.

Will Rogers

You can take a sob story and a stick of candy and lead America right off into the Dead Sea.

Will Rogers

You can’t fool all of the people all of the time. But it isn’t necessary.

Will Rogers

You can’t legitimately kick on income tax, for it’s on what you have made. You have already made it. But, look at land, farms, homes, stores, vacant lots. You pay year after year on them whether you make it or not.

Will Rogers

You can’t say civilization don’t advance, however, for in every war they kill you in a new way.

Will Rogers

You can’t tell what a man is like or what he is thinking when you are looking at him. You must get around behind him and see what he has been looking at.

Will Rogers

You can’t have a picnic unless the party carrying the basket comes.

Will Rogers

You could be the World’s greatest orator and if you don’t say anything while orating, they are going to walk out on you after a while.

Will Rogers