Will Rogers

You could keep politics clean if you could figure out some way so your government never hired anyone.

Will Rogers

You could transfer Congress over to run Standard Oil or General Motors, and they would have both things bankrupt in two years.

Will Rogers

You got to sorter give and take in this old world.

Will Rogers

You have a wonderful organization. I understand you have ten thousand here. And if you count the ones in the various federal prisons, it brings your total membership up to around thirty thousand.

Will Rogers

You have to have a serious streak in you, or you can’t see the funny side of the other fellow.

Will Rogers

You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks.

Will Rogers

You must never tell a thing. You must illustrate it. We learn through the eye and not the noggin.

Will Rogers

You shake a slogan at an American and it’s just like showing a hungry dog a bone.

Will Rogers

You shouldn’t say anything mean about people who can’t read. You should write it instead.

Will Rogers

You would be surprised what there is to see in this great country within 200 miles of where any of us live. I don’t care what state or what town.

Will Rogers