Will Rogers

Things will get better – despite our efforts to improve them.

Will Rogers

This country has gotten where it is in spite of politics, not by the aid of it.

Will Rogers

This country is bigger than Wall Street. If they don’t believe it, show ’em the map.

Will Rogers

This country is not where it is today on account of any one man. It is here on account of the real common sense of the big normal majority.

Will Rogers

This country just civic luncheoned itself into depression. If they will all go home and eat with their own families, they will not only get their first good lunch in years, but will be surprised how much more intelligently their own wife can talk than the ‘speaker of the day.’

Will Rogers

This open-door stuff is a lot of hooey. Any door is only open to those that have the best product at the cheapest money.

Will Rogers

This session of Congress is also to relieve the farmer again, relieve him of any encouragement that he might have received during the last one.

Will Rogers

This stuff they are talking here in Congress costs the people of the United States $44 a page. That’s beside what it costs to ship it to the asylums where it’s read.

Will Rogers

This thing of being a hero, about the main thing to do is to know when to die. Prolonged life has ruined more men than it ever made.

Will Rogers

This would be a great time in the world for some man to come along that knew something.

Will Rogers