Will Rogers

Trouble with American transportation is that you can get somewhere quicker than you can think of a reason for going there. What we need now is a new excuse to go somewhere.

Will Rogers

Under capitalism man exploits man; under socialism the reverse is true.

Will Rogers

Villains are getting as thick as college degrees and sometimes on the same fellow.

Will Rogers

War talk in Europe has pretty near died out on account of no international conferences being held. They haven’t got much chance of getting sore at each other.

Will Rogers

Wars will never be a success until you have a referee and until they announce before they start just what it’s for.

Will Rogers

We are all here for a spell; get all the good laughs you can.

Will Rogers

We are all ignorant. We are just ignorant about different things.

Will Rogers

We are here for just a spell, so get a few laughs.

Will Rogers

We are sure living in a peculiar time. You get morefor not working than you will for working, and morefor not raising a hog than for raising it.

Will Rogers

We are the first nation in the history of the world to go to the poorhouse in an automobile.

Will Rogers