Will Rogers

The South is dry and will vote dry. That is, everybody that is sober enough to stagger to the polls will.

Will Rogers

The stock market has spoiled more appetites than bad cooking.

Will Rogers

The time to save is now. When a dog gets a bone, he doesn’t go out and make a down payment on a bigger bone. He buries the one he’s got.

Will Rogers

The town with the cheapest land and most concrete can have the largest stadium.

Will Rogers

The trip across Arizona is just one oasis after another. You can just throw anything out and it will grow there, I like Arizona.

Will Rogers

The trouble with Democrats is that they all want to run for President

Will Rogers

The trouble with land is that they’re not making it anymore.

Will Rogers

The trouble with our praying is, we just do it as a means of last resort.

Will Rogers

The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.

Will Rogers

The truth can hurt you worse in an election than about anything that could happen to you.

Will Rogers