Will Rogers

The real energy and minds of the Normal Majority will step in and handle it and fight it through to a successful conclusion.

Will Rogers

The Republican platform promises to do better. I don’t think they have done so bad. Everybody’s broke but them.

Will Rogers

The Republicans have a habit of having three bad years and one good one, and the good one always happens to be election years.

Will Rogers

The Republicans mopped up, the Democrats gummed up, and I will now try and sum up. Things are terribly dull now. We won’t have any more serious comedy until Congress meets.

Will Rogers

The rest of the people know the condition of the country, for they live in it, but Congress has no idea what is going on in America, so the President has to tell ’em.

Will Rogers

The sales tax is the best and most equitable tax. The gasoline tax, which is nothing but a sales tax, has proven painless, productive and punitive. Everything we buy should have its equal proportion of tax, outside of cheap food and cheap clothes.

Will Rogers

The Schools ain’t what they used to be and never was.

Will Rogers

The self persists like a dying star, In sleep, afraid.

Will Rogers

The Senate just sits and waits till they find out what the president wants, so they know how to vote against him.

Will Rogers

The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.

Will Rogers