Will Rogers

The one way to detect a feeble-minded man is get one arguing on economics.

Will Rogers

The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn’t get worse every time Congress meets.

Will Rogers

The only real diplomacy ever performed by a diplomat is in deceiving their own people after their dumbness has got them into a war.

Will Rogers

The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.

Will Rogers

The platform will always be the same, promise everything, deliver nothing.

Will Rogers

The president says, ‘There is lots of people worse off than the Farmers.’ I don’t know who it could be unless it is the fellow who holds the Mortgages on the Farms.

Will Rogers

The problem ain’t what people know. It’s what people know that ain’t so that’s the problem.

Will Rogers

The problem in America isn’t so much what people don’t know; the problem is what people think they know that just ain’t so.

Will Rogers

The public perceives there are problems with the water system, and with the efficiency of the system. We need some leadership and to provide expertise in the area of efficiency.

Will Rogers

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it in your back pocket.

Will Rogers