Will Rogers

The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, ‘How is the president?’

Will Rogers

The Ministry in all denominations are the poorest paid workers in the world. They would form a union and demand more pay, but they don’t get enough to pay dues into a union so they can’t form one.

Will Rogers

The minute a fellow gets into the Chamber of Commerce, he quits mowing his own lawn.

Will Rogers

The minute a thing is long and complicated, it confuses. Whoever wrote the Ten Commandments made ’em short. They may not always be kept, but they are understood.

Will Rogers

The minute you read something that you can’t understand, you can almost be sure that it was drawn up by a lawyer.

Will Rogers

The money we spend on government. And it’s not a bit better government than we got for one-thirds the money two years ago.

Will Rogers

The more education he gets the less apt he is to be a Democrat and if he is very highly educated he will see the apple sauce in both parties.

Will Rogers

The more I see of politics… the more I wonder what in the world any man would ever want to take it up for. Then some people wonder why the best men of a community are not the office holders.

Will Rogers

The more you observe politics, the more you’ve got to admit that each party is worse than the other.

Will Rogers

The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself.

Will Rogers