Will Rogers

The French couldn’t hate us any more unless we helped ’em out in another war.

Will Rogers

The good old days with most of us was when we didn’t earn enough to pay an income tax.

Will Rogers

The government says they have loaned over One Billion dollars to the Farmers. In other words, we can’t help you make any money, but we will show you where you can owe some more.

Will Rogers

The greatest loss of time is delay and expectation. I never yet talked to the man who wanted to save time who could tell me what he was going to do with the time he saved.

Will Rogers

The high office of President has been degenerated into two ordinarily fine men being goaded by political leeches into saying things that if they were in their right minds they wouldn’t think of saying.

Will Rogers

The higher the education the higher priced drinks they become accustomed to. Prohibition will never catch up with education.

Will Rogers

The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has.

Will Rogers

The Lord so constituted everybody that no matter what color you are, you require the same amount of nourishment.

Will Rogers

The Lord split knowledge up among his subjects about equal. The so-called ignorant is happy. You think he is happy because he don’t know any better. Maybe he is happy because he knows enough to be happy. The smart one knows a lot. That makes him unhappy because he can’t impart it to his friends. Discontent comes in proportion to knowledge.

Will Rogers

The man that found the 726-carat diamond in Africa, received $350,000 for it and wants to buy a farm and silk hat. Well, I can understand a man perhaps being eccentric enough to want to own a silk hat.

Will Rogers