Will Rogers

Slogan: Be a politician; no training necessary.

Will Rogers

So let’s be honest with ourselves and not take ourselves too serious, and never condemn the other fellow for doing what we are doing every day, only in a different way.

Will Rogers

So much money is being spent on the campaigns that I doubt if either man, as good as they are, are worth what it will cost to elect them.

Will Rogers

Some guy invented Vitamin A out of a carrot. I’ll bet he can’t invent a good meal out of one.

Will Rogers

Some people spend a lifetime juggling with words, with not an idea in a carload.

Will Rogers

Somebody is always telling us in the papers how to prevent war. There is only one way in the World to prevent war, and that is, for every nation to tend to its own business.

Will Rogers

Sometimes it makes you think we don’t need a different man as much as we need different advisors for the same man.

Will Rogers

Statistics have proven that the surest way to get anything out of the public mind and never hear of it again is to have a Senate Committee appointed to look into it.

Will Rogers

Statistics have proven there are twenty five bath tubs sold to every Bible.

Will Rogers

Steak on the plate went up. Steak on the hoof went down.

Will Rogers