Will Rogers

Republicans have always been the party of big business. The Democrats of small business. So you just take your pick. The Democrats have their eye on a dime and the Republicans on a dollar.

Will Rogers

Republicans take care of big money, for big money takes care of them.

Will Rogers

Republicans want a man that can lend dignity to the office. Democrats want a man that will lend some money.

Will Rogers

Rotation of crops and less automobiles will relieve the farmers whenever they decide to try it.

Will Rogers

Samuel Gompers has spent his life trying to keep labor from working too hard and has succeeded beyond his wildest dreams.

Will Rogers

Say, did you read what this writer just dug up in George Washington’s diary? I was so ashamed I sat up all night reading it.

Will Rogers

Senators are a never-ending source of amusement, amazement, and discouragement.

Will Rogers

She was so ugly she could make a mule back away from an oat bin.

Will Rogers

Show me a healthy community with a healthy economy and I will show you a community that has its green infrastructure in order and understands the relationship between the built and the unbuilt environment.

Will Rogers

Shrewdness in Public life all over the World is always honored, while honesty in Public Men is generally attributed to Dumbness and is seldom rewarded.

Will Rogers