The secret to getting ahead is getting started. Mark Twain View this quote
Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. Mark Twain
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Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about. Mark Twain
Patriotism is supporting your country all the time, and your government when it deserves it. Mark Twain
Pity is for the living, envy is for the dead. Mark Twain
Power, money, persuasion, supplication, persecution-these can lift at a colossal humbug-push it a little-weaken it a little, century by century, but only laughter can blow it to rags and atoms at a blast. Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand. Mark Twain
Principles have no real force except when one is well-fed. Mark Twain
Prophesy is a good line of business, but it is full of risks. Mark Twain
Prosperity is the best protector of principle. Mark Twain
Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself. Mark Twain
Sacred cows make the best hamburgers. Mark Twain
American author and humorist
November 30th, 1835 - April 21st, 1910