Will Rogers

Well, the Xmas spirit is over now. Everybody can get back to their natural dispositions. If there had been as many good wishes in the heart as there was on paper the devil would have to dig up some new clients.

Will Rogers

Well, they finally stopped us from sending marines to every war that we could hear of. They are having one in Afghanistan. The thing will be over before Congress can pronounce it, much less find out where it is located.

Will Rogers

What all of us know put together don’t mean anything. Nothing don’t mean anything. We are here for a spell and pass on. Anyone who thinks that civilization has advanced is an egotist.

Will Rogers

What constitutes a life well spent, anyway? Love and admiration from your fellow men is all that any one can ask.

Will Rogers

What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.

Will Rogers

What this country needs is more working men and fewer politicians.

Will Rogers

What’s the matter with the world? Why, there ain’t nothing but one word wrong with everyone of us, and that’s selfishness.

Will Rogers

When a doctor has pulled you through why you always got a warm place in your heart for him.

Will Rogers

When a fellow ain’t got much mind, it don’t take him long to make it up.

Will Rogers

When a party can’t think of anything else they always fall back on lower taxes. It has a magic sound to a voter just like Fairyland is spoken of and dreamed of by children. But no child has ever seen it. Neither has any voter ever lived to see the day when his taxes were lowered.

Will Rogers