Will Rogers

We have plenty of confidence in this country, but we are a little short of good men to place our confidence in.

Will Rogers

We know lots of things we didn’t use to know but we don’t know any way to prevent ’em from happening.

Will Rogers

We live in an age of ‘urge’. We do nothing till somebody shoves us.

Will Rogers

We only have one or two wars in a lifetime. But we have three meals a day. When you have helped raise the standard of cooking then you would have raised the only thing in the world that matters.

Will Rogers

We shouldn’t elect a President. We should elect a magician.

Will Rogers

We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others.

Will Rogers

We would never understand why Mexico wasn’t crazy about us. We have always had their goodwill, oil, coffee and minerals at heart.

Will Rogers

We’ll hold the distinction of being the only nation in the history of the world that ever went to the poor house in an automobile.

Will Rogers

Well, all I know is what I read in the papers.

Will Rogers

Well, the disarmament conference is off to a flying start. There is nothing to prevent their succeeding now but human nature.

Will Rogers