Will Rogers

There is something about riding down the street on a prancing horse that makes you feel like something, even when you ain’t a thing.

Will Rogers

There is two things that can disrupt business in this country. One is War, and the other is a meeting of the Federal Reserve Bank.

Will Rogers

There is very little dignity, very little sportsmanship, or very little anything in politics only get the job and hold it.

Will Rogers

There never was such a demand for speed, for less reason. There is not a one of us that couldn’t walk where we are going and then get there earlier than we have any business.

Will Rogers

There ought to be a law against anybody going to Europe until they had seen the things we have in this country.

Will Rogers

There ought to be one day – just one – when there is open season on senators.

Will Rogers

There should be a tax on every man that wanted to get a government appointment or be elected to office. In two years that tax alone would pay our national debt.

Will Rogers

There wasn’t any more truth in over half of what any so-called orator said. If it wasn’t a Deliberate Lie, why it was an Exaggerated Falsehood.

Will Rogers

There will never be a time when the old horse is not superior to any auto ever made.

Will Rogers

There’s a simple solution to our traffic problems. We’ll have business build the roads, and government build the cars.

Will Rogers