Will Rogers

The bankers just got a good cussing by everybody for loaning too much money. Well, they got some awful nice buildings. So when a banker fails, he fails in splendor.

Will Rogers

The best omen of international good-will is that conferences are getting shorter. Now if they will do away with ’em entirely there will be no war.

Will Rogers

The best thing about this group of candidates is that only one of them can win.

Will Rogers

The best way to make a fire with two sticks is to make sure one of them is a match.

Will Rogers

The biggest praise that a humorist can have is to get your stuff in the congressional record. Just think, my name will be right alongside all those other big humorists.

Will Rogers

The budget is like a mythical bean bag. Congress votes mythical beans into it, then reaches in and tries to pull real ones out.

Will Rogers

The business of government is to keep the government out of business – that is, unless business needs government aid.

Will Rogers

The country has gone sane and got back to horses.

Will Rogers

The country is not where it is today on account of any man. It is here on account of the common sense of the big Normal Majority.

Will Rogers

The crime of taxation is not in the taking of it, it’s in the way that it’s spent.

Will Rogers