George Bernard Shaw

I was a cannibal for twenty-five years. For the rest I have been a vegetarian.

George Bernard Shaw

I was always unlawful; I broke the law when I was born because my parents weren’t married.

George Bernard Shaw

I wish people would stop talking about my birthday.

George Bernard Shaw

I work as my father drank.

George Bernard Shaw

I would exchange every painting of Christ for one snapshot.

George Bernard Shaw

I’m an atheist and I thank God for it.

George Bernard Shaw

I’m glad he’s hungry. Not that I want him to suffer, poor chap! But then he’ll enjoy eating me much more. There’s a cheerful side to everything.

George Bernard Shaw

I’m not a teacher: only a fellow traveler of whom you asked the way. I pointed ahead – ahead of myself as well as you.

George Bernard Shaw

I’m one of the undeserving poor.

George Bernard Shaw

I’m only a beer teetotaler, not a champagne teetotaler; I don’t like beer.

George Bernard Shaw