George Bernard Shaw

I often quote myself. It adds spice to my conversation.

George Bernard Shaw

I prefer the man who calls his nonsense a mystery to him who who pretends it is a weighed, measured, analyzed fact.

George Bernard Shaw

I really don’t think I could consent to go to Heaven if I thought there were no animals there.

George Bernard Shaw

I say, if you hate cruelty, remember that nothing is so cruel in its consequences as the toleration of heresy!

George Bernard Shaw

I showed my appreciation of my native land in the usual Irish way: by getting out of it as soon as I possibly could.

George Bernard Shaw

I sold flowers. I didn’t sell myself. Now you’ve made a lady of me I’m not fit to sell anything else.

George Bernard Shaw

I tell you that as long as I can conceive something better than myself I cannot be easy unless I am striving to bring it into existence or clearing the way for it.

George Bernard Shaw

I try to follow his example, not to imitate him.

George Bernard Shaw

I want to be thoroughly used up when I die for the harder I work the more I live. I rejoice in life for its own sake.

George Bernard Shaw

I want to destroy ownership in order that possession and enjoyment may be raised to the highest point in every section of the community.

George Bernard Shaw