George Bernard Shaw

I assume that to prevent illness in later life, you should never have been born at all.

George Bernard Shaw

I become more convinced that beings from other planets are using the Earth as a lunatic asylum.

George Bernard Shaw

I believe in the discipline of silence, and could talk for hours about it.

George Bernard Shaw

I can forgive Alfred Nobel for having invented dynamite, but only a fiend in human form could have invented the Nobel Prize.

George Bernard Shaw

I can think of no other edifice constructed by man as altruistic as a lighthouse. They were built only to serve.

George Bernard Shaw

I can’t talk religion to a man with bodily hunger in his eyes.

George Bernard Shaw

I can’t turn your soul on. Leave me those feelings; and you can take away the voice and the face. They are not you.

George Bernard Shaw

I dislike feeling at home when I am abroad.

George Bernard Shaw

I do not know what I think until I write it.

George Bernard Shaw

I do not want actors and actresses to understand my plays. That is not necessary. If they will only pronounce the correct sounds I can guarantee the results.

George Bernard Shaw