George Bernard Shaw

I am a Millionaire. That is my religion.

George Bernard Shaw

I am a sort of collector of religions: and the curious thing is that I find I can believe in them all.

George Bernard Shaw

I am afraid we must make the world honest before we can honestly say to our children that honesty is the best policy.

George Bernard Shaw

I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend… if you have one.

George Bernard Shaw

I am justified. For I chose wisdom and the knowledge of good and evil ; and now there is no evil; and wisdom and good are one. It is enough.

George Bernard Shaw

I am of the opinion that my life belongs to the community and as long as I live it is my privilege to do for it whatever I can.

George Bernard Shaw

I am oppressed with a dread of living forever. That is the only disadvantage of vegetarianism.

George Bernard Shaw

I am very sorry, but I cannot learn languages. I have tried hard, only to find that men of ordinary capacity can learn Sanskrit in less time that it takes me to buy a German Dictionary.

George Bernard Shaw

I am very subtle; but Man is deeper in his thought than I am. The woman knows that there is no such thing as nothing: the man knows that there is no such day as tomorrow. I do well to worship them.

George Bernard Shaw

I appeal to the chemists to discover a humane gas that will kill instantly and painlessly. In short- a gentlemanly gas deadly by all means, but humane, not cruel.

George Bernard Shaw