I’m not funny. What I am is brave. Lucille Ball View this quote
I’m not funny. What I am is brave. Lucille Ball
Lucille Ball
A baboon in a forest is a matter of legitimate speculation; a baboon in a zoo is an object of public curiosity; but a baboon in your wife’s bed is a cause of the gravest concern. Winston Churchill
Winston Churchill
The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age. Lucille Ball
Everything I have is for sale, except for my kids and possibly my wife. Carl Icahn
Carl Icahn
Some people get rich studying artificial intelligence. Me, I make money studying natural stupidity. Carl Icahn
When arguing with a fool, make sure the opponent isn’t doing the exact same thing. Abraham Lincoln
Abraham Lincoln
After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him… The moral: When you’re full of bull, keep your mouth shut. Will Rogers
Will Rogers
We didn’t have Facebook when I was growing up. We had Phonebook, but… you wouldn’t waste an afternoon on it. Betty White
Betty White
I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out. Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfield
There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves. Will Rogers
