Zach Galifianakis

You know you have a drinking problem when the bartender knows your name… and you’ve never been to that bar before.

Zach Galifianakis

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realised that the other day inside my fort.

Zach Galifianakis

I think comedy is a really, really good tool for trying to say something.

Zach Galifianakis

I think sadness and anger are really fertile ground for comedy. No one is really interested in a happy person doing comedy.

Zach Galifianakis

A good stand-up, you lead the audience. You don’t kowtow to the audience. Sometimes the audience is wrong. I always think the audience is wrong.

Zach Galifianakis

American society loves to prop people up and then take them down.

Zach Galifianakis

As a comic, it’s anti-comedy to be known. I think a lot of comedic actors get lost in this world of Hollywood and all this stuff. They lose what brought them there in the first place. I’m very trepidatious about it.

Zach Galifianakis

As you get older, you see the world at a different angle, maybe more cynically, but I just bury my anger.

Zach Galifianakis

Fat jokes to me are always, always hilarious, as long as they’re done towards yourself.

Zach Galifianakis

Hollywood’s built on insecurity. People are trying to prove things. And I probably have that. I probably do. Probably guilty of it, in a way.

Zach Galifianakis