George Bernard Shaw

My heart, my heart, be whole and free: Love is thine only enemy.

George Bernard Shaw

My main reason for adopting literature as a profession was that, as the author is never seen by his clients, he need not dress respectably.

George Bernard Shaw

My method is to take the utmost trouble to find the right thing to say, and then to say it with the utmost levity.

George Bernard Shaw

My method of getting a play across the footlights is like a revolver shooting: every line has a bullet in it and comes with an explosion.

George Bernard Shaw

My only policy is to profess evil and do good.

George Bernard Shaw

My opportunities were still there, nay, they multiplied tenfold; but the strength and youth to cope with them began to fail, and to need eking out with the shifty cunning of experience.

George Bernard Shaw

My rank is the highest known in Switzerland: I’m a free citizen.

George Bernard Shaw

My religion? Well, my dear, I am a Millionaire. That is my religion.

George Bernard Shaw

My schooling did me a great deal of harm and no good whatever; it was simply dragging a child’s soul through the dirt.

George Bernard Shaw

My way of joking is to tell the truth. It is the funniest joke in the world.

George Bernard Shaw