George Bernard Shaw

If you cannot attain knowledge without torturing a dog, you must do without knowledge.

George Bernard Shaw

If you do not write for publication, there is little point in writing at all.

George Bernard Shaw

If you eliminate smoking and gambling, you will be amazed to find that almost all an Englishman’s pleasures can be, and mostly are, shared by his dog.

George Bernard Shaw

If you go to Heaven without being naturally qualified for it you will not enjoy yourself there.

George Bernard Shaw

If you injure your neighbour, better not do it by halves.

George Bernard Shaw

If you leave the smallest corner of your head vacant for a moment, other people’s opinions will rush in from all quarters.

George Bernard Shaw

If you leave your art, the world will beat you back to it. The world has not an ambition worth sharing, or a prize worth handling.

George Bernard Shaw

If you must hold yourself up to your children as an object lesson, hold yourself up as a warning and not as an example.

George Bernard Shaw

If you would stick to the concrete, and put your discoveries in the form of entertaining anecdotes about your adventures with women, your conversation would be easier to follow.

George Bernard Shaw

Imitation is not just the sincerest form of flattery – it’s the sincerest form of learning.

George Bernard Shaw